Miss Kay Was Birthed At Sidetrack In Chicago IL

September 22, 2019 - 3:00PM to 7:00PM

Hello my little Kay Holes!

Ur gurl's about to complete another lap around the sun, and boy are my feet tired!!

Anyway, here's the sitch, Melody Bostick. I'm having a little get together, and it's just gonna be a few cool people, and you better be one of them, beyotch! JK, I'm making this event public, cause you know I'm gonna forget to invite people, because I have the memory of three goldfish (the cheese cracker kind. Mmm, cheese... oh wait, gotta keep making this event). Literally bring anyone you want... unless I hate them!

MAKE SURE YOU GO TO SIDE BAR. I WILL BE EASY TO FIND. LOOK FOR A DRAG QUEEN IN A BAR ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON.

Also, I'm working drag brunch downtown at Eno Wine Bar before the party from 12-2, and it would mean the world to me if as many of you as possible bought tickets, so I don't have to perform to strangers on my birthday. Then we can all show up together for the party at good ole' Sidey's after!

What could u possibly gift a glamorous gal like Miss Kay?
- I accept Venmo, Paypal, cash, chicken nuggets, mini purses, designer clothes, human hair wigs, money, soup, ur grandpa's inheritance, etc, but mostly I just want to see you because there's nothing more valuable in life than friendship (and money). JUST DON'T BUY ME SHOTS, CAUSE I DON'T WANNA JOIN THE 27 CLUB ON MY FIRST DAY!!

Around 7 I'll probably turn into a pumpkin, because that's when my feet will hurt from being in drag all day, and my body will be full of alcohol! Someone make sure I don't die.

Did I forget something? Probably! Who are you? What's going on? Where am I? Don't text me the day of, because I will most likely not be looking at my phone, unless I'm counting how many people wished me happy birthday on my wall this year.